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itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

so i have spanish homework 3 days/week which requires a textbook

but the textbook in the bookstore is $100

i got one on amazon for $13 used (!) but even with expedited shipping it’ll get here late next week

so I’m without a textbook with which to do homework for tomorrow, monday and wednesday at least

hopefully my teacher will have a solution? I’ve already missed 1.5 days of homework and i don’t think i have any chance of getting that back but also will my teacher be pissed at me if i even bring this up? I don’t want to start a semester on the totally wrong foot but i guess that’s better than just not turning in half my homework every class for a week or two

whoops it’s 2 why is it 2

time to stumble through 3 classes and work before taking a huge nap tomorrow

yo dude which one has a metal handle i want that one. i’ve got a bic one that’s black and was in my bag and it’s so nice

fuck no i earned my Schick Hydro 5

corporateaccount:

just my opinoion

corporateaccount:

just my opinoion

I think the issue here actually is why did you reblog something with the URL "shootallwhitepeople"?
+ Anonymous

susiethemoderator:

thisisnotjapan:

Because I think white people deserve to be treated equallyimage

*snatches my OWN weave*

nanamixchiaki:

yee 💕

nanamixchiaki:

yee 💕

my target takeover gift bag had a super nice 5-blade razor that had an actual metal handle and i just used it and

holy shit

i didn’t know razors could be this good

this was the best shave of my life

how can i go back to affordable razors after this

Blanche is the eternal bae he never deserves to be unhappy

Blanche is the eternal bae he never deserves to be unhappy